the fishbowl

2002-02-02T01:15:00.000-05:00

yeah so. guess whos a psycho...... !!ME!! .. yep.. i was locked up in a mental institution.. not that you honestly give a damn cause you dont know me or anything about me... you know that my blog is lame cause i have been waaaayyy too depressed to fix the damn html on it...
i was in there cause no one cares
YOU are no exception. i know.
ill go smash myself against my concrete stairs now.
good night.

grr.

2002-01-28T07:57:00.000-05:00

oh.. hello.. fancy meetin you here..
i know i know.. you're all upset now cause i have a job and i cant spend every minute of my life working on my projects.. ^{psssst.. heres a secret.. i suck..}
wow.. im really screwed cause i dont have any thought in my head.. um.. maybe its cause. ..cause im stupid! durr. .. well i give up for now.. i've tortured you enough for now.
seisure

2002-01-24T08:06:00.000-05:00

Yes well I'm new here too... I wanted to let the world know that I exist and that my name's Claire. Hi everyone! Hopefully I'll be back soon :-)

2002-01-20T13:07:00.000-05:00

Hey. I'm new here and thought I should make myself known. I hope to write more later, I need to hit the showers before I do anything though. *laughs*

2002-01-20T10:56:00.000-05:00

dont mind me.. im trying to fix some crap.. you know how it is...

2002-01-20T10:53:00.000-05:00

!!BALLS!! i dont know how to link the archive pages to this page.. so !!BALLS!! indeed.. oh well..
hey.. im a dishwashin whore. i got a job but im the freakin cleanin lady.. [grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!] but i get paid $7.50 an hour and its full time so i will make $300 a week.. in cash.. Yea baby!! Gotta LOVE that cash!!..
so.. what have i done lately.. hmm.. well Monday me + AJ + Mike went to the porno store and bought "Debbie's Hot Friends" along with some liqour and a foreplay game.. HA. So i got smashed at their house and we all got hot over the crappy-assed porn and somehow i ended up kissing AJ.. AJ is Mike's Chick.. HA!! She said imma good kisser.. THAT is AWESOME..
yeah yeah.. i know.. no one says awesome anymore.. get over it.. as of right now, i am going to invite my budder-roos to join this fishbowl thing.. I have decided to keep it.. [YAYYYYYY!!] so here i go..
*PUFF!*

2002-01-16T12:51:00.000-05:00

i got plastered monday night.. lucky meeeee!! and i flirted with this chick AJ.. which is a shame because --well-- the poor chick is pretty DAYUMN hommerlyyy.. nah.. no she isnt.. im just.. yeah.
and here i am. expressing no real thought again.. i blame it on my friend Mary. Maybe you know her.. hehhhehh..
damn.. i really dont have anything to say.. what is wrong with me?? anyone care to offer some psycholgical help to a burn out in need?? yeah right.. you hate me

2002-01-16T12:40:00.000-05:00

okay.. ready?? so this chick [Hey Girl! What's up!?] reached out and touched me about the bowl today.. [..yeah yeah i know.. all i do is beeotch about this bowl thing..] ..now i am thinkin i dont know if i should keep this here fishbowl and renovate, renovate, renovate because i hate this layout and so do all of you.. or i dont know if i should just start over..
me. i have a fear of making the wrong decision.. as of today, i went to go get a job. [which has nothing to do with the fear of decisions.. which i thought was called decidophobia but i cant decide on that either..] lately i have posted only CRAP on this blog because i have been so mad at it.. and all of you.. all of ya probably think i suck and i have nothing better to do than rant about the same subject everytime i post.. maybe you're right... nahhh.. youre not. i haven't had anything significant to post about until right now.. i'm gonna post this and post more in a minute..

2002-01-11T08:45:00.000-05:00

hay naw. you obviously didnt come here to see me.. you know why i havent updated this thing??? cause it doesnt matter!! cause everyone thinks that this is someone else's bowl.. i obviously cant please you bastards can i?
shay's account isnt workin so i think she got kicked off.. then again .. oh screw it..
know how i asked people to sign up? well i feel people have signed up a bit late and im not sure if i should even continue the fishbowl anymore since im invading someone's previous area..
i dont know.. im so confused.. at this moment i think i shall just start up a new blog and this time i wont rush makin the layout.. although my fishay banner is cute.. everything is so blue.. like BALLS!!

2001-12-30T18:26:00.000-05:00

hey. no one cares. i have intruded upon someones humble fishbowl apparently.. should i care? i dont know.
i have tried to check the blogger boards for my humble post for wanted bloggers but since the site got hacked, the boards havent been up..
i havent posted for a few days.. i caught a stomach virus. i thought it was only a 24 hour thing but i got sick today too.. my freakin motha thinks im pregnant..
yeah right. how can i be pregnant if they just gave me 3 pregnancy tests at the doctors? WHO REALLY CARES ABOUT THIS!?
*jumps out the window*

2001-12-27T07:31:00.000-05:00

waaaahhh.. i'm sick. thanks Santa [you scammer]
i havent been able to update and say merry christmas ..but then again i dont really mean it this year.. i blew off Satan this year and he is probably really pissed at me but who really cares? if you had to go with him and his side of the family then you'd see why... i walk in the damn house and 20 people all come flyin at me wantin to kiss me and crap.. i feel so deffenseless.. right?
im groggified.... i cant believe i am up this early.. i have a damn doctors appointment today.. and just for future reference, this is my list of I Really Need To Do This Stuff But I Probably Won't:
-get gassss
-get a new battery
-get lost
-wet myself [some would call this taking a shower]
-shave shave shave!
-throw self down concrete stairs
-wake up

shay is so sweet.. maybe she can lick me sometime... you guys wouldnt mind that would you?

2001-12-22T03:14:00.000-05:00

So. I met this chick tonight and she was wicked nice, but I think I may have given her the wrong idea when I said,"What the hell is your name?" .. I fear the word hell and the way i emphasized it may have given her the wrong idea. -uhh- life goes on.
I started wondering what the relationship between pine trees and "Jesus'" birthday is.. Why do we abuse the poor trees just so we can play dress-up with them and throw them out after their time has come. Basically we hurt living trees just so we can adopt them only to throw them out into the cold wintery night.. all alone. Then it gets crushed by the trash truck.. How the hell would you feel if you were the poor "Christmas" tree!?
And by the way, Jeni tried to fix the side (amongst other things) but the dangumn page won't change. Tradgic aint it? I don't even know how to spell tradgic.
What A Steaming Heap.

2001-12-21T04:25:00.000-05:00

*drools*
oh yeah.. im still online.. its damn late, eh?
UGH! i hate going to sleep.. i hate having to wake up.. imma slob. hey its almost 4:20 :D ..thats yip-skip-er-riffic.. it would be even better if i was under different conditions.. bahhumbug.
so i practically had a mental breakdown the other day. you'd say i was just being mentally retarded.. .. i need socialization. I blame the cold damnit.

stir crazy

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since im half asleep, i'll go to bed. . i gotta go post an "Ad" on the message boards right now..

2001-12-21T01:58:00.000-05:00

hey fishbowlers.. i cant believe its the 20th.. damn 5 days til christmas.. ugh. annnyhow
---->>hey, I know you want to be a fishbowler.. if you're interested in being a blogger for this site, mail me with a link to your site or blog by clicking this enormous link! it wont hurt and you've got nothing to lose so go ahead!
as of right now i have to finish the temporary template.. bye byeeee